A collection of science jokes: Part 1

There was once 3 scientists on the beach: a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist.

The biologist said: "I want to study the coral structure of the sea". So he went into the sea never to be seen again.
The physicist said: "i want to study the physics of the sea wave".' So he went into the sea and was carried away by the current never to be seen again
The chemist took out a pen and paper and wrote down: "Both biologist and physicist are soluble in water."

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An pair of atoms are walking down a street. One says to the other "I think I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" said the other. "Im positive!"
Another atom finds the electron and says "I'll keep an Ion it for you"

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An atom says to a shopkeeper, "How much are these neutrons?" He replies "Oh them, they're free of charge"

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My names Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn't know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no clue what could be wrong with them. Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can't come to any conclusions either. So the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, "I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."

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Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater

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To end with a historical note:

In the 1980's, in an effort to increase public awareness about the importance of chemistry, the American Chemical Society posted billboards with a picture of C6H10 and the title, "It takes alkynes to make a world."