Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
A collection of science jokes: Part 1
There was once 3 scientists on the beach: a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist.
The biologist said: "I want to study the coral structure of the sea". So he went into the sea never to be seen again.
The physicist said: "i want to study the physics of the sea wave".' So he went into the sea and was carried away by the current never to be seen again
The chemist took out a pen and paper and wrote down: "Both biologist and physicist are soluble in water."
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An pair of atoms are walking down a street. One says to the other "I think I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" said the other. "Im positive!"
Another atom finds the electron and says "I'll keep an Ion it for you"
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An atom says to a shopkeeper, "How much are these neutrons?" He replies "Oh them, they're free of charge"
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My names Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
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There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn't know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no clue what could be wrong with them. Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can't come to any conclusions either. So the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, "I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."
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Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
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To end with a historical note:
In the 1980's, in an effort to increase public awareness about the importance of chemistry, the American Chemical Society posted billboards with a picture of C6H10 and the title, "It takes alkynes to make a world."
The biologist said: "I want to study the coral structure of the sea". So he went into the sea never to be seen again.
The physicist said: "i want to study the physics of the sea wave".' So he went into the sea and was carried away by the current never to be seen again
The chemist took out a pen and paper and wrote down: "Both biologist and physicist are soluble in water."
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An pair of atoms are walking down a street. One says to the other "I think I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" said the other. "Im positive!"
Another atom finds the electron and says "I'll keep an Ion it for you"
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An atom says to a shopkeeper, "How much are these neutrons?" He replies "Oh them, they're free of charge"
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My names Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
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There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn't know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no clue what could be wrong with them. Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can't come to any conclusions either. So the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, "I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."
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Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
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To end with a historical note:
In the 1980's, in an effort to increase public awareness about the importance of chemistry, the American Chemical Society posted billboards with a picture of C6H10 and the title, "It takes alkynes to make a world."
Friday, February 09, 2007
Fried rice kung fu!
Yum...
If only I could produce that fried rice everyday, I could save money at university (+ avoid eating crappy food). I could also sell my fried rice. I could take over the university canteen. Hahaha
I better start cooking now! Hai ya! Hai ya! Hai ya!
Video from averagebetty.
Get the fried rice recipe from the fried rice demon.
Monday, January 15, 2007
Time and money
I will probably settle with this watch from Ventura...
...since I don't have enough money to buy...
Actually, I don't even know how much the first watch costs, might not even afford it.
Ok, just checked the price for the first watch: $2000 US!! I can only wonder how much the Cartier costs. That's it! I will rely on the sun to keep track of time from now on!
Sigh... time > money
...since I don't have enough money to buy...
Actually, I don't even know how much the first watch costs, might not even afford it.
Ok, just checked the price for the first watch: $2000 US!! I can only wonder how much the Cartier costs. That's it! I will rely on the sun to keep track of time from now on!
Sigh... time > money
Monday, December 25, 2006
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Heroes again!
This show just gets better and better. I am speechless.
And yes, it's even better than parabolas!
I absolutely cannot wait until January 22, 2007! Proof: this show almost made me forget about Oxford's reply, which will be in less than eight days! Ahh... adrenaline rush!
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Heroes - the beginning of hope...
NBC's "Heroes" takes my breath away! The pilot episode got me hooked and subsequent episodes got me loving the show exponentially! The storyline and acting are flawless. Full of suspense, excitment, and surprise in each episode. This is definitely a one-in-a-million show!
"As a total eclipse casts its shadow across the globe, a genetics professor in India is led by father's disappearance to uncover a secret theory - there are people with super powers living among us. A young dreamer tries to convince his politician brother that he can fly. A high school cheerleader learns that she is totally indestructible. A Las Vegas stripper, struggling to make ends meet to support her young son, discovers that her mirror image has a secret. A fugitive from justice continues to baffle authorities who twice have been unable to contain him. A gifted artist, whose drug addiction is destroying his life and relationship with his girlfriend, can paint the future. A down-on-his-luck Los Angeles beat cop can hear people's thoughts, which puts him on the trail of an elusive serial killer. In Japan, a young man develops a way to stop time through sheer will power. Their ultimate destiny is nothing less than saving the world…"
Official website: http://www.nbc.com/Heroes
Official fansite: http://www.9thwonders.com
Producer's blog: http://gregbeeman.blogspot.com
Podcast: http://www.thetenthwonder.com
"As a total eclipse casts its shadow across the globe, a genetics professor in India is led by father's disappearance to uncover a secret theory - there are people with super powers living among us. A young dreamer tries to convince his politician brother that he can fly. A high school cheerleader learns that she is totally indestructible. A Las Vegas stripper, struggling to make ends meet to support her young son, discovers that her mirror image has a secret. A fugitive from justice continues to baffle authorities who twice have been unable to contain him. A gifted artist, whose drug addiction is destroying his life and relationship with his girlfriend, can paint the future. A down-on-his-luck Los Angeles beat cop can hear people's thoughts, which puts him on the trail of an elusive serial killer. In Japan, a young man develops a way to stop time through sheer will power. Their ultimate destiny is nothing less than saving the world…"
Official website: http://www.nbc.com/Heroes
Official fansite: http://www.9thwonders.com
Producer's blog: http://gregbeeman.blogspot.com
Podcast: http://www.thetenthwonder.com
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